It's a Musical Life

Me at the Therapists

Therapist: What's wrong?
Me: It's really really tragic.. 
Therapist: tell me
Me: I can't... It's too hard..I can't..
Therapist: You need to tell me so I can asses you properly 
Me: ...It's my tumblr followers...............they never message me
Therapist: 
Me: 
Therapist: 
Me: 
Therapist: get out

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sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

myew:

myew:

you have to have to HAVE TO read this i swear it’s hilarious

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i remembered it i cant

i cant

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You know why Loki is so pale?

loveingloki:

geothebio:

Because he’s always standing in Thor’s shadow.

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spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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wizcoylifa:

“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.

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HNG

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